VW Van T-Shirt – Down By The River

For those of us who took the motivational speech a little too seriously. The Van Down by the River Tee is a high-contrast tribute to one of the most iconic SNL sketches ever — now paired with the ultimate lifestyle rig: a Vanagon, naturally.


Printed in bold one-color artwork on a super comfortable tee, it’s equal parts nostalgia, comedy, and campercore — built for folks who prefer the scenic route… and occasionally yelling in the woods.


• Guaranteed to get nods from people with excellent taste
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: This product is made just for you once you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce waste and overstock — thanks for making thoughtful choices that support small-batch gear!

$32.99


T-Shirt Size Guide

Size Label Length Width
XS2716 ½
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532
Size Label Length Width
XS68.642
S7145.7
M73.750.8
L76.256
XL78.761
2XL81.366
3XL83.871
4XL86.476.2
5XL8981.3